Posts tagged accurate

dreamsweetlove:

fandom secret any time anyone calls me clever I think about Jurassic Park

and then I spend the next ten minutes running around going “YEEEE I’M A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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notcuddles:

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kaiser-ri0:

tessen:

ampora:

1. Learn about different types of asexuals. Aromantic asexuals can climb trees and sometimes attack in a predatory manner. Romantic asexuals and demisexuals are more likely to attack in self-defense.

I also heard that romantic asexuals can spit acid from glands on either sides of their jaw, is this true???

yes, we can. 

I also hear they can only be killed with a silver arrow. 

But they only transform when the moon is full, right??

Beware!  Much like the many-headed hydra, asexuals cannot be harmed by bladed weapons: they will merely split into two, smaller asexuals who will then aggressively hold hands at you. 

#science 

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ampora:

1. Learn about different types of asexuals. Aromantic asexuals can climb trees and sometimes attack in a predatory manner. Romantic asexuals and demisexuals are more likely to attack in self-defense.

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