You know that Paranoid Parrot picture where he’s all like
“Plane flies low overhead
I’VE LIVED A GOOD LIFE”
because that is literally me right now
I’ve heard three planes flying really low overhead in the past like half hour and I am SO CONFUSED WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I DON’T WANT TO DIE SOMEONE SEND HELP oh wait I hear another one STOP THAT