so when I become a vengeful deity
people who say “humans can’t be asexual, they have reproductive organs” will be cursed with the inability to use any word with multiple meanings.
people who say “we aren’t plants” will be forced to spend the rest of their lives doing literally nothing but studying plant biology. eating? nope, plants. sleeping? nope, plants. finally being freed through the sweet release of death? nope, 10th level of hell: plants.
the first one so so so so so so much sdflkjalkj